My best Friend is single. Sigh. She is here today to rehash her latest trainwreck of a man. Doesn't this sound familiar? She has been explaining to me the moment in each relationship where she has known whether it will "progress" or "not progress". i.e. the implosion, the dumping, the explosion, the step off, the detonation, the back up, the "holy shit, you're from Bountiful", the moment where we all must take a step back and reassess our own life. Let me share....
"I think I am going to open a strip club. How do you feel about this?"
"I've had 3 DUI's. Can you take care of my pet's while I'm in the pen?"
"So, this is your house? So if we get married, and you die, this would be MY HOUSE?"
"We have been dating for days now, don't you see/realize that my daughter and I should be all you think about?"
"By the way you are sitting on the couch, I can tell you want me" (first date).
"If we ever had a son, we would name him President."
"What's wrong with the dreamcatcher tattoo on my chest and my two nipple rings?"
And I wonder why she doesn't want me to set her up...