We recently had some tenants that were young and stupid. Emphasis on stupid.
They called me over to look at a leaky tub. I'm sure they assumed that I would think this was a vase, or a piece of decorative art. Or maybe they thought that with the Windex, blender and can opener surrounding it, it was somehow discreet. Why else would they leave it in the WIDE OPEN kitchen?
And this?...This was an awesome moment filled with incredible awkwardness as I decided if I a) pretend like I don't see the elephant in the room, or b) tell them that illegal drugs are well, illegal. And how come they're not smart enough to hide the crap? I opted for c) take pictures with camera and make Jess deal with uncomfortable situation possibly with letter on fancy, shmancy lawfirm letterhead where he will inevitably say something about how their IQ's need to be slightly higher than "mildly retarded", if they intend lto continue living in our house.
The best part? See those cd's? The one on top is Sublime. The same Sublime cd that was the anthem for pot smokers my sophomore year in high school. Really? Not that I'm in the loop, but haven't they made any good pot smoking music in the past 12 years?