Right before we went to Boston, I bought a new camera. I was so excited. This camera was going to take life altering pictures. Especially the ones of me. This new camera was not going to add 10 lbs. like most others. It was actually going to do the opposite, showing just how svelte and curvacious I can be. My skin would be smooth, my ass would be small, my thighs wouldn't have cellulite, yada, yada, yada. Do you guys ever get this way? Like that new outfit is going to automatically make you 10 lbs. lighter? and 10 years younger? What a delusion. Seriously. Every single picture that I have from Boston and Maine of me looks like...wait for it....I'm taking a dump. Seriously.
Wow! Why would I think this pose would in any way, shape or form be attractive? Like I had a conversation in my head and actually decided that slightly squatting with my legs apart and my mouth wide open would accentuate...well...anything.
But, obviously, I thought it would look GREAT because here I am - yet again - you guessed it - slightly squatting with my legs apart and my mouth hanging open. I know this picture looks photo-shopped, like I thought it would be funny if I looked like I was taking a dump on a waterfall, but it's not. Actually, I thought this picture would be a masterpiece. a picture of me jumping into a waterfall facing the camera. I'm not sure where everything went horribly, horribly wrong.
Even here. I'm squatting, I'm sure my legs are slightly apart and my mouth is about to be hanging open. If you take away the background and insert toilet where chair is, I'm pretty confident there is no confusion of what I could be doing.
Well if things don't ever work out in Real Estate...
I am unsure why pictures look slightly pixelated. If you double click on them, they should be better.
Oh my! this is so funny. you do look like you are going to the bathroom.
Posted by: Rinna | July 15, 2008 at 01:20 PM
H I L A R I O U S. You poor thing!
Posted by: Kathy | July 15, 2008 at 02:30 PM
Sarah, you are so funny! That is exactly how I am regretting my poses. That's why I never get in pictures anymore. You are far more photogenic and svelte than I am though. I would never put a picture of me in a swimsuit on my blog. NEVER.
Posted by: Holly Thatcher | July 15, 2008 at 03:23 PM
I don't know what you're talking about. You look great!
Posted by: mel | July 15, 2008 at 03:45 PM
OMG you crack me up! Think of it this way--you look great even when taking a dump! :)
Posted by: Autumn | July 15, 2008 at 04:13 PM
That is so funny, I've reread this post at least twice and I'm still laughing really hard. You are so so so funny. I like your other posts too. Esp. the one with the funky tenants. lol.
Posted by: kyl | July 24, 2008 at 01:34 PM