I don't know about you all, but with this whole writer's strike, I have really been getting into Reality T.V. No really, thank goodness the strike is over because it was becoming a problem. I find myself daydreaming about "Celebrity Rehab", "Intervention", "The girls next door", Keeping up with the Kardashians", "DWTS" - SEE! I am so into it that I even know the acronyms and can use them fluently. You'll catch me calling my mom and saying "Oh my god, did you see Mel B on DWTS last night? She is dope". Do you see the problem? I don't say dope, but when watching "The girls next door", "Celebrity Rehab" and "Dog the Bounty Hunter" every night, strange things happen. Strange things that I would not wish upon anyone else. Like using the word "dope" with your 112 year old mother.
With all of this being said, there is one more show that, if the reality gods shine upon us, has to happen.
Yes, It's true. Gary Coleman has gotten married to a woman, no, a girl, who is 18 years his junior. He has known her for "almost 5 months", and his temper is already an issue for her. Tell me this is not reality show PERFECTION? I dare you! The best part? he lives in a podunk town in Utah less than 2 hours from here, so if my problem with Reality T.V. persists, I can take it to the next level.